Ep44 - Corey Feldman! Stiller & Meara!! Charo!!!

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The The podcast that hunts down and tears apart shenanigans love this classic TV show.

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I see an awful lot of bodies. Really, I have nothing to be ashamed

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of. When laws, morals, and behavior go rogue.

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She's a student of marine biology, and I know a lot of marines who like to study her biology.

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We are there. Saturday, I love boat Julie came to

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join an all male club, but she's Kotter the things they asked her to do.

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Now from studio 109, welcome aboard.

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I think it's time you and I Kotter to know each other.

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Boat a man

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is very lonely at sea. Yes. I can imagine.

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Cruise Crew's love boat exposed. Our ship runs aground on March 10, 1979 us. For episode 24 season 2 of the love boat. That's what we're recording in We

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are plowing through things.

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Apart and reviewing and checking out.

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There's a lot going on.

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Hi. I'm Rob.

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Hi. I'm Charlotte.

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And you out there?

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I am producer Caleb.

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Woo hoo.

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Yes. The magic of producer Caleb.

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The it is magical, actually, if you think about it.

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We're working with Caleb to do a new show, an offshoot show called Caleb Kotter dark.

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Caleb after dark. I love this idea.

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Yes. We'll talk.

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This sounds very risque. I'm excited.

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I've got

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a cast of lovelies.

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Is this gonna be like Max after dark? I remember when, like, when I'm used to do it.

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I don't know. We'll see what it could might be.

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I have a

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cast of lovelies, male and female, and you would mingle, and you're kind of you're a little bit of a Hefner. You're, like, hosting a cocktail party. Is he a Hefner? Okay. It's a cocktail party. And you'll just sort of meander, and you'll introduce guests love, oh, I don't know, perhaps Charro.

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I feel like this might be like a like a lifestyles of the rich and famous, kinda like a Robert and Leach thing, kinda the vibe. Is that the vibe you're going for?

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I think I'd like that.

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I do too. I think I'd like that.

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I don't know what a kid would love.

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Well, I can't even know if he knows lifestyles of the rich and famous.

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We'll also bring your girlfriend in on this.

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We need

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to be

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able to make sure we don't do anything wrong.

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Just for real. We don't want Brooke mad at

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her.

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No. We need her involved.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Okay. Welcome, look. This is the crime Cruise Love Boat exposed.

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High season love morals.

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Producer Caleb goes through every episode. Yep. He pulls out clips, and we are judge, jury, and executioner of all the sins of the past Yes. Sins of our fathers. And that's what we do here. We pull the clips from each show, things that are questionable, morally ambiguous, a horseplay Yes. Scandal.

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Or just downright boat the

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I'm downright upright sometimes.

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I give these people credit for keeping us on our toes for sure.

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You know, we could say a lot, but then again, we have said a lot already. We have said

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a lot

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already. About 3 minutes.

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This episode has some pretty well known guests.

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It juan some reoccurring characters out here I'm very excited to see again.

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I'll give you guys a storyline so you know what we're in for. Former Stawaway, April Love, returns. 1st time launch star. A woman brings her kids on her second honeymoon to the consideration of her husband. A World War 2 veteran and a USO entertainer reunite after 35 years.

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This is gonna be jam packed. I'm ready.

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Oh, man. Okay.

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Boat sounds good, Ross.

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Yeah. Let's jump in. So this is an episode from 1979. You heard what's gonna happen.

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Welcome to the captain's table.

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Let's roll it.

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Oh, would you like to take a guess at who's gonna be the singer of this cruise?

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Elton John.

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No. No way.

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Oh, Rita Franklin. Woah.

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Tiny Tim?

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We love up.

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None other than Angelina Patricia Ruiz Inez Lopez. I had that for dinner last week in Acapulco. Oh my god. Remember, April. April.

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Ah, she's back. Finally. She is back.

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So they don't remember her name, but they remember the Chi Chi Chi.

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Do you

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see what I'm saying?

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They have

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no idea what her name juan, but they remember that she walked around very coochie coochie. Guarantee okay. So I'm gonna go ahead and predict.

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Right.

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I have

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no idea. I've never I haven't seen this episode. I feel like the back and some of the other men are juan get into a fight over this April. And I don't like it we made fun of her name and said it sounded like a dish. They always make fun of her.

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On this episode, it's pretty poor writing to what happened last time. April Lopez was on this show, said it last time too boat, like, whenever she said her name, it's like a kind of ongoing joke. Even leading up to present day where someone of Hispanic descent or, like, Spanish descent has a really long name

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Yes.

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Boat keeps on going longer and longer and longer. It's just I don't know. It's it's pretty I think it's pretty racist.

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It is a 100%.

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It's totally stereotypical and just gross.

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Your name is, like, 7 different names long? Oh, that's really funny. No, that's probably just common in, like, anish areas. That's I don't know why that's a joke, but it's continues to this day. It's a repeat of when April Lopez was last on the show.

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Well, she's coming in to the lobby, it looks like. She's dressed all glittery, and there's somebody behind her. Wait.

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Wait. Second. Doesn't this boat always go to Mexico? Like, how do these people not are they not used to Mexican and Spanish sounding names at this point? I don't understand. Love, why is it even still an issue, morons?

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Kotter me. But there she is. There's Charles.

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There she is.

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Touching the chest of juan Fred Grandy.

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Yes. She is. Gopher.

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Gopher. Love. You're fired. Love that line. Gopher. From, captain Stew. Here we

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Faye, may I,

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scrunch you to the captain's table? Yes. You see, the captain is very eager to you Kotter his

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friend. Sir,

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what did you want? He juan me to be a show off. No. No. No. It's just the clock. I'm very proud of you. And since he discovered you, now you're a big success. Come on.

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Oh, wait a minute. I think I am not as hungry as I thought I was. I'm gonna take a walk to make my appetite wet. What? What am I gonna tell the captain?

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You tell him that I suddenly got

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a cold foot. Yeah. See you later. Okay. So I love how a man that literally did nothing for her her entire life is taking the entire credit for her career and her becoming a success.

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Right. And she's gonna go get her

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ass by the way. Discovered you. No. He's not. No. He's not.

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Another thing. Again, repeat from when Charu was last on the show. Yes. They they've written this character as very clueless to, like, the English language.

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Exactly. And I don't like that. The words that she's saying are so suggestive, and she doesn't even know, and it makes her look even more stupid. You want

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to go for back to wet my appetite.

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Exactly.

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Very similar to a very common phrase in saying. Yeah. But because she's not Western or she's not American, she misspeaks, and it's Right. Part of a joke. And it's always the boat of a joke whenever she's on the show.

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Yeah. And I agree.

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And she's obviously a smart lady. She's Yes. Still out there.

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But don't we all think that in the time and place that Ciara was coming up as an actress, she, unfortunately, in order to get roles, had to bend to the stereotypical interpretation of how, you know, people of Spanish descent are are characterized, which is a total

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juan the foundation that was laid, and she built her career

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off of it. Boat else was she gonna do?

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Yeah. Saying that's it. That's what she did. And she's still Kotter on social media.

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Yes. And you kinda

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follow her juan the show. I literally would love that.

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Oh, man. We're casting a wide net. We want Ted Lange.

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I want everyone.

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We want Fred Grandma. Boat I would certainly take Charo over all of them.

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I would take Charo, everybody. Or miss Roper, actually. Or yeah.

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Audrey Lindley. Yeah. Everyone loves missus Roper.

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Everyone

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loves her. This once before. They love missus Roper parties.

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I love that.

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I love that one.

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No. But I wanna have one. Do I get to wear

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a moo moo? If you follow social media, that's exactly it. They have missus Roper parties where everyone has their hair in curlers and curled up and

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That just sounds like a light like another day at the school pickup line.

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Every it sure does. Everyone dresses like that for fun and to drink a bit.

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Alright. This Halloween, we're all the one as characters from The Love Boat.

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Oh, Abby.

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We're gonna have a Love Boat Halloween themed party.

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Thank

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you. And, producer Caleb, you can be Isaac the bartender. Okay.

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I'm gonna

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roll. I'm gonna roll.

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Jesus Christ. What I

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do is

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I look around. If I see a passenger who would like to dance and doesn't have a partner, I ask him. Makes sense. Okay. I got it.

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There was sorrow.

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You look like anyone

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That's Ben Stiller's then. I'm not exactly right. Oh, it's Jane Stiller. So I didn't know. The Festus

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suggestive a little bit.

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I've been seeing you

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do that. Oh my god.

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Oh, Julie the prude.

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And she's dressed like a prude too. She has, like, one of those, like, little houseclevery outfits on.

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Some context.

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Well, I

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mean, what we just saw was insane. Love, well, that is Ben Stiller's father, Jerry Stiller

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Yes.

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Who brought us Festivus dancer with Charo. Quite a dancer with Charo. Yeah. Yeah. But I I don't like how Julie is just sort of, like, shocked by the way that she's dancing. I think that's called a samba or something, which is an

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actual dance. Right? A

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little suggestive.

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Well, yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's rubbing.

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She's

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rubbing. Know, Charo's gonna get in trouble being suggested on the boat boat all these men can act however they juan. They're not gonna get in trouble.

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That's correct.

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Okay. Because now we're shocked that there's a woman that knows who she is. Oh, it's shocking.

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She did a dip in the end of the dance, and she went to smooch him. There I said it. The smooching happening here on our screen. And then Julie just buds in, and she's like, oh, what have I done? I've created a sex machine.

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A sex machine. Maybe Julie's jealous that not getting all the attention.

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I bet she is.

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Give us

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some context. Yeah. We want it.

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So far, she goes, yeah.

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The last

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time I was on

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this boat, the captain found out that I was this amazing singer. Now I'm, like, the super successful, like, singer and all that, but I don't like this career. I think that this is not Kotter career for me. I don't like all this attention. I want something new. And Julie goes, oh, I think I can't remember exactly how it happened, but Julie ends up kind of showing chari the ropes on boat Julie does for her job because chari was love, oh, maybe this would be a good job for me. So that's why in the beginning of the scene, Julie kind of explains to Chara, like, okay. So my job is I go up to people who are looking lonely and ask if they want to dance.

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Right. And so Chara goes up to Jerry Stiller who is married in this episode to his actual wife

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Oh, great.

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Anne Mara.

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Okay.

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Yeah. And they're having a bit of issues right now on the love boat. So he's at the bar. Chara comes up to pimp, and quite seductively dancing with Jerry, and then ended up kissing Jerry. And that's why Julie juan, like, you did not do a good job. That's not what I meant.

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You you

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took it way too far.

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Now let me ask you this question. Is Julie also slightly pissed off because she knows that the stillers, I'm not sure what their name is on the show, are having a difficult back? Because since she knows all the gossip about everyone on the ship?

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I don't think so.

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Okay. Sorry. That that was just a girl question I would like to know.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Just because it would help me out with her reaction time.

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Do you know

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what I mean? Mhmm.

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Yeah. Yeah. I think I think Jerry's kind of secluded

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Okay.

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With his issues going on right now.

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Okay.

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Seclusion. Where does seclusion lead to? Typically, nothing good.

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Typically, insanity. Right. Resentments. How about buying an old friend a drink?

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What do you mean the characters?

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Francois, he usually shows up about this.

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Midloyed characters.

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But he's out there.

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Francois isn't in the moody. Juan airplane is flying overhead.

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Why? I asked him to. I hoped, we could spend some time together. No. How about that drink?

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She stitched Francois.

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Okay. So I need to know, Caleb. Is Francois a romantic partner or, like, his assistant that's always around?

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I I will not reveal. Okay. Right. So this is this is the storyline with a World War 2 vet and the USC performer. Yep. They meet up again after 30 odd years. Okay. And so she she's French.

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She was love she was a performer in France.

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Okay.

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Because he still has feelings for her. He he remarried, but she died. His wife died. And so they they meet up again, run to each other on the boat again. And every time that he comes in and tries to make a move, this Francois character comes in, and he kinda cockblocks the the vet.

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Got it. Okay.

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Just to

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put it frankly. But then in the scene that we just watched, he goes, well, where's Francois? And that's why she goes, he's on that plane because I asked him to leave.

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Alright. Well, I'm ready for Morcharo.

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I'm ready for Morcharo.

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But not just her.

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I think she should be in every episode.

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We'll be right back with more Love Boat Exposed. Go to loveboatexposed.com to send us a message, leave a voice mail, or learn more about the show and our team. Who knows? You might just be invited to the captain's table.

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It's a

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pleasure to welcome you aboard. I'm speaking for my entire crew.

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The pleasure is all with the captain. Mhmm. As is always the

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case. Always. The pleasure is our mind.

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Speaking of, I wonder if the captain has any interaction with Charo. Here we go. We're hitting play.

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Yeah. They haven't stopped. April, would you take over for me, Julie? You think I should?

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Oh, she's in Julie's house.

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She is.

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She's doing bingo.

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Are you ready? This is the big game. Mhmm. Okay. And the fair number is?

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She's confused the entire boat as she's speaking in Spanish.

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Oh, boy. This is juan.

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Okay. Well

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Oh, how funny she doesn't know the American alphabet.

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Let's put the writers to the firing squad. Yeah. Kayla, what do you think on this one?

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You guys said it beautifully.

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Well, boat my thing is also, like, are they why are they auditioning people for Jubilee's role? Is this when she started to, like, lose it kind of?

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Good question.

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I I don't know. Boat, yeah, the plot was Chara wants to do something wants a new career, basically. So Julie just showing her the ropes. That's a very good point. I don't know behind the scenes love Julie.

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Well, we know Chara works for the cruise line because she's been hired, and she's been doing this She

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now has a residency, as you were saying, on the Princess Cruise.

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Right. She hasn't been hired officially. I don't I don't know if Captain knows about this unless Oh oh. Unless he does, it's kind of just love a free labor.

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Right. No. I'm talking about back in season 1. Remember, they

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pulled her

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out of being a stowaway and gave her a contract, as Charlotte said, to be entertainment on the Princess cruise lines. So I guess she's had her fill of this.

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Yeah. Well, she's probably tired of all the gross old men on the boats.

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Amen to that.

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I I

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mean, I'm not sure what her crew was like, but if this is any indication. Shit. You wanna play? For couples only? No kids. Uh-uh. No kids. Charlotte. Uh-oh. It's a stud.

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Hey. You got

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it. And

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and Mira, the wife. Mom,

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how come dad didn't wanna come and see all the nifty sight? I think dad seems pretty salty.

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Right here. Yes. It is. Holy shit. Let me ask my wife. Okay.

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Hi. Have a

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good time?

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Yes. Because she died the same as too. Gib. Well,

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aren't you gonna ask me

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if I had a good time? I don't have to. Come on, kid.

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He's making the wife mad by hanging with Charo.

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Of course, he is. It would make me mad if my husband was hanging out with Charle.

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You know?

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But if my kid was Corey Feldman, I'd be pretty stoked. He's so adorable. You know, I have a thing because of The Goonies.

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I know.

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Well And just the Corey's and Corey's. Like, when I was growing up, they were, like, the heartthrobs. Like, they were, like, teen beat, tiger beat, all that stuff.

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I think it goes without saying that he wants his own private festivus with Carl.

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I'm sure he does.

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Yeah. So the I think Jerry still is upset that the kids are juan board for their, like, second honeymoon. Well, he's the one

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they gave them to her probably on the first honeymoon. So why the hell is he pissed off? They're his kids.

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Now he's tired of them.

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I hate when my guy friends say, oh, I can't do anything tonight because I gotta babysit. I'm like, you have to babysit your own children? Like, that's not what are you talking about? You're literally what are you talking about?

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And then, Anne Mira, she thinks that Jerry's having an affair with Charo because of this this fight that they're having, so that's why she's upset, but Geri is, like, no. That's not the case. But every time that Geri's with Charo, Charo being Charo and how these writers have portrayed her.

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Right.

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Show it as some elusive or, like, some seductive thing.

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Some coochie coochie coochie.

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Yeah. Geri's wife comes in, and at the wrong moment, Banchara has to say this poor English, seductive, whatever you wanna call it. So that just makes her even more upset.

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Okay. Welcome things.

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Yes. And then I have something.

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Anne Mirra and Jerry Stiller were really throwbacks from their twenties. I think Yes. They were together, and I think they were like vaudeville. And if not, they were certainly some stage comedians in New York City. And, of course, again, the parents of juan Ben Stiller, and I'll mention something else. And maybe it will segue into something you're gonna mention, Corey Feldman.

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Yes.

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Corey Feldman. Corey Feldman still has an active career as I'm sure you know.

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Yes. I do.

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Co boat Charlotte. He is a musician.

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Yeah. That's very nice of him.

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Does stage shows. He dropped a little bit of the Michael Jackson persona.

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Mhmm.

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He surrounds himself with hot chicks as band members and some professional musicians, and he tours all the time.

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Yes.

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And it would be fantastic to have Corey Feldman patch into

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our show.

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Oh my god. I would freaking free but you know what? If he does, we have to ask him some goony questions. I'm so sorry. Okay. And, like, dream a little dreams questions. I've asked a lot of questions about the future.

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I've never seen The Goonies.

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Oh, shit.

Charlotte [00:18:12]:
So here's what I would do. And I remember

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our whole team was out in Contest. Yep. Charlotte, and they were doing The Goonies, somewhere in Bozeman in their old downtown theater. Yes. I don't know that you went No.

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I could not get anybody to well, you

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know, we

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about it.

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We were working for Voldemort at the time, and she wouldn't let me go.

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Time. I I think if we had Corey Feldman on

Rob [00:18:32]:
Yes.

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And he's awesome. Hope he'll do the show. If we have him on, we will do a bonus episode about the

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I love this. Okay.

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Maybe it'll be love a 45 minute episode, something like that.

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This makes me so forget.

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I actually watch The Goonies if we can get him on the show.

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Okay. Well, we we should also call Sean Austin's people too. His grandma's on the show all the time, Patty Duke. I mean, let's just get this party star tag.

Charlotte [00:18:54]:
He works

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he's party serious fella.

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He works all the time. Serious. You're right.

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Producer Campbell seen The Goonies. Right?

Rob [00:19:01]:
Oh, yes. Okay.

Charlotte [00:19:01]:
I love

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He has he has blood.

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Love the one out on this one again. Always. Always. Alright. Well, you know what? We're heading towards the end, and play clip.

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Kotter than what you saw up there is not what you think. Oh, come on, bud. This isn't a desert. There are no mirages at sea. What I saw up there was a very, sexy, irresistible lady. And, no, What I see down here is a very

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Come here. Housewife. Her hair violet. Red eyes.

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You're the one I find irresistible. You know, it isn't as though haven't been expecting this for quite some time now. What are you talking about? Oh, come on, bud. I read the latest magazines. I know I am not an interesting person.

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Interesting.

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She took a Cosmo cruise, and it told her that. Poor thing. That's why you shouldn't take those quizzes in the magazines.

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No. You don't wanna

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They'll always screw you up. You'll end up in therapy for the rest of your life.

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Anything we should know? Any thoughts, producer Love?

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No. Well, I do think that she brought up something that I'm sure a lot of women feel is, like, you know, like, they've had all these kids, and all of a sudden, they're their housewife. And now their husband is talking to some young hot chick, and it's I'm sure it's sort of like, what the hell? I mean, you know, because I don't know.

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Jerry Stiller and Anne Meer are very cool couple. They were.

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And Did they always cast together, Rob?

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Yeah. It was sort of their thing.

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Okay.

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It was love George and Gracie. George Burns and his wife, Gracie. It was one of those things. People love husband and wife teams back in time.

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They had that in, like, their contracts so that they wouldn't upset one another and be, like, side like I don't know. I don't know.

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Juan think that's how they're how they're famous, and I'm gonna throw some other names out out there. Lucy and Desi were that for a long time.

Charlotte [00:20:40]:
What a

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great story they were. And even in their separation Yeah. Where she rose above Desi Arnaz. And, oh my gosh. Who's another one? Give me another couple from back in the day. Any? Okay.

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I can't.

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I just had one in mind Sorry. But I can't think of it right now. Okay. Well Well,

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I mean, were Joanne Woodward and Paul Newman ever cast together?

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I don't know about that. I don't know. I don't know. Alright, folks. We're heading to the end.

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I'm just trying to think of people I like to remember.

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With what was on my mind.

Charlotte [00:21:10]:
But it was Okay. You will. It comes here. Right out. Here we go.

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Middle aged couple is kissing, and there's no Francois

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involved. There's no Francois. Eve, I love you. Will you marry me? Before I answer

Charlotte [00:21:32]:
Uh-oh.

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I have to tell you about Francois. Oh, shit. Oh,

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I I don't think

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I need to know. Yes. You do. Oh, shit. She slept with him. She's pregnant. Francois is my son.

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Boat. What? She slept well.

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Wait. No. We moved to France after the war because it was easier for

Charlotte [00:21:52]:
Oh.

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An unwed mother to raise a child. That's his kid. He's a wonderful boy, Frank. Wonderful. I never for a moment regretted having him. Because every time I saw him, I saw you. Oh, shit. Here we go.

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It's his.

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It's his.

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Why didn't you do them?

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Oh, my God.

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Was happy. Was happy. You and my son. Hopefully,

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all those years, yes. You think I deserved you? You must love hated me. Cruise? Oh. In France, your name is Francois. Francois? I named our son-in-law

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to you. Brilliant. Brilliant. Brilliant.

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But my question is okay. First of all, does Francois know? Like, is this gonna be, like, a revelation to him too?

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Was dad the only one not in on this whole list? Right.

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Or is is dad just Kotter and and also women, what are you doing not getting child support and and asking men to help you? Like Well, he vanished. He vanished.

Rob [00:22:51]:
Rid with this plotline in World War 2. He had left in the hospital, relieved of duty, and he would write letters to this woman, but she never got those letters. And so when she got notified that he was just shot up and and then just went MIA, she assumed he was dead. And then when he was in the hospital writing all these letters and she didn't respond to him, he just thought, oh, she doesn't want me anymore because I've been told shut up. And then he was love, I wrote you so many letters, and she's like, you didn't write me any letters. And he's like, well, my I gave them to my nurse, and I ended up marrying that nurse.

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Oh, no. Oh my god.

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I think

Rob [00:23:22]:
I know what happened to those letters. And they love, oh, wow. Oh, yeah. That's a good point. So both of them thought they wanted nothing to do with each other. Well, I guess she thought he was dead and he thought she wanted nothing to do with him Until they ran into each other on the cruise and they're love, wait a second. Wait a damn second. Isn't that aren't you? And then that's yeah.

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Well, what I would like to say is the fact of what she said is absolutely true. It is easier as a single mother to raise your kids somewhere outside of America because we give you nothing. So

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Where would be a better place?

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Well, she said France. I would probably go to Belize or

Charlotte [00:23:58]:
Okay.

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I don't know. Canada even.

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Okay. Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin.

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Oh, there we go. Okay.

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Boat I was thinking

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of people that were married maybe. Like, like, women and men.

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There's there's a whole shitload of them.

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There's a ton.

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But it was that thing of Well,

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Grace Kelly and Freda Sarah were always together. Right?

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People wanted teams, and those teams eventually kind of separate.

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But is that because, Rob, do you think it's because back in the day, studios actually had contracts with certain actors and, like, they would just pick from their contract list, which does not happen these days. Like, actors float from studio to studio to studio.

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It made the audience very comfortable that wife were together. Yes. Okay. And and hence the story of Lucy and Desi doing their I love Lucy. And the audience was great with them being together as a couple, but they couldn't be on a bed together unless there was love foot on the ground. It was one

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of the networks. Had twin beds in that day.

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If they ever sat on the same bed, though, they had to keep juan foot on the ground. The network made that happen.

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How did people back in the day think kids were born? Do they, like, believe in the stork story?

Rob [00:24:55]:
Love, it's dark. In the dark.

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Children were born Just born dark.

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Children of the dark, actually. Okay. Welcome, listen. Okay. I'm gonna do grandma watch, and I'm gonna say I've not heard yet. He's not friended me on Facebook, but I guess that's okay. But that's alright. I'm shifting a little bit over to your boy.

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Well, maybe Grady is just a little bit you know, maybe he just hasn't checked Facebook all

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the time. Maybe. Boat could be true. I'll see what he did

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at Slack. A little bit of Slack.

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I'll check. I'll I'll stalk a little bit. Oh. And Corey Feldman, Charlotte, I'm gonna give you a homework assignment.

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I would love a homework assignment.

Charlotte [00:25:28]:
And I really need you to do this.

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Okay.

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Okay. I want you to find Corey Feldman, his management. He may be his own manager.

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Literally, it's so easy. You look up

Charlotte [00:25:36]:
I no. No. No.

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No. It's boat you I want you with your love because you could speak to him. I will speak to Cory.

Charlotte [00:25:41]:
Speak to

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his heart. Yep.

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Yep. Yep. You could speak to his heart.

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We do. And we'll give him a link. All we want him to

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do is come on our show. Do it. Like, why would Corey Feldman not do it?

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Every reason he should, especially when you're reaching out to them. So Yes. We'll report back on our next show and see if we've had any progress with

Charlotte [00:25:57]:
Corey Feldman.

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Yeah. I love that. Yeah. Okay. That's my job.

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Producer Caleb, anything to wrap up we should know, or is this just a clean wrap up of this show?

Rob [00:26:05]:
That's pretty much it. Charo, she keeps fumbling, and they she realizes that the job is not for her, and she actually does like being a show, like, being like a pro like,

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Showgirl?

Rob [00:26:17]:
I think she likes the attention, but she didn't realize it. And so boat that's how that storyline wraps up. No harm, no foul. Jerry still, he and his wife, they they make up. They realize that that's the miscommunication, boat they love each Kotter.

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Did they lose any other kids on the boat?

Rob [00:26:32]:
No.

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Well, I didn't know we were gonna see Cory in the next episode.

Producer Caleb [00:26:36]:
Right. As their forgotten

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kid. Somewhere down the line, I bet we do.

Rob [00:26:39]:
Yeah. That's that's how that story just wraps up. Boat, yeah, thank you guys all for listening. Make sure you like, subscribe, share with a friend, and we'll see you all on the Love Boat next week.

Announcer [00:26:48]:
We're sailing away, but we will be back with a new episode of crime cruise, love boat exposed. Make sure to subscribe. We're on all your favorite podcast platforms, and connect with us at loveboatexposed.com.

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Ladies and gentlemen, it's been a pleasure, but I have duties on the bridge. Good evening.